Alright, so the new year is here. My first real post, I wanted to give people a general idea of what to expect. I have a lot of things in my brain, and I need to get them out. That is really the reason that I decided to start this thing. I also talk a lot when I get on certain subjects, and social media just SUUUUCKKKKS. I know it, you know it…. ya mammy knows it.

Let’s see…. let’s see. My grammar sucks, so if ya come at me, I don’t give a shit. I write like I talk, non-stop, 100 m.p.h, and who the hell knows what is going to come out of my mouth. I am going to really, and I mean REALLY, try to not be a dick on here, but I am not making a single promise. I am working on being a better person each and every day, but “change,” seems to be taking its sweet ass time.

OK, so why is my site called 1stOfAllImAmazing.com – well, because that is the first fucking thing you should know about me. I am AMAZING. It is true, ask anyone I know. But, the real story I guess goes back to my days working for a mega food-delivery company in Chicago. Now, that entire saga is for another day because damn, is that a story. But, having moved between departments a few times, I found my calling in sales fulfillment. I was in school full time getting my masters degree in library science, working full time, and this was the only job that would allow me to do both, not that I am shitting on the job, it was fun, but not what I would choose in life.

Once I found my calling, well then it is all about the people right? Well let’s say I met the ones I needed to meet. Aubrey, Madison, Ryland. There are more, and trust me GH people, I know and love a lot of you, but for story purposes, fuck off. Well, the four of us should never have been put near one another, but hey, the cards align and shit gets fun.

I can’t remember to be sure, but at some point, my running joke became I would start every response with, “First of all, I’m amazing. Second….” After that first time, I couldn’t stop it. We even at some point had a running joke naming all the different would-be titles of the chapters of my would-be book, entilted of course, “First of All, I’m Amazing.” Look for that book when I can get my life together. And the joke rolled on…. even after I left the company….. and then, when I wasn’t expecting it, I got this banging ass shirt from my heterosexual soul mate Aubrey after I graduated with my masters in library science!

Can you believe?! It is ab-so-lute-ly stunning. I get comments on it all the time. Once had a guy come up to me and go, “Yeah, and?!” kinda agressive, and I was so confused, and then he pointed at my shirt, and I laughed, and he smiled and said it was funny. Aubrey – you could be making money girl! There are just so many things that could be behind that phrase, and it gives me joy to see people confused.

so that is the story of how my site got its name. how my future book was titled. and how a phrase launched a thousand ideas.

Please stay tuned for more ya’ll! Thanks to any and all who have checked in this far. My brain is going faster than my hands can type, and I have to go do some home tax shit (yaaaayyyyy growing up!!!) Peace, Love, and Happiness to all. Be kinder to yourselves and others.
– Jordan