I’m salty

So I decided to rearrange my front room today…. its a lot of work… moving a TV, fireplace, sectional, end tables….blah blah and that shit adds up….

Had to go to HomoDepot to fill in the plaster we jacked up and those velcro wall hanging things because I took all my photos down and I like them so they are going right back up. This far, I really like what the room looks like now, but I need to paint asap because it looks no bueno.

I made dinner… and bitch it is salty as fuck…. and I already hate couscous. It has a slimey texture and it makes me gag. But then I tried to balance it out with a lime sour cream dressing….. and I made it worse….I don’t know what the fuck made me pucker more, the lime or the salt…. fuck me.

I hope everyone has a great rest of your weekend. If you can’t, don’t fuck up anyone else’s. Be kind to yourself and others. ✌❤

– Jordan

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